Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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OhWhatIsThisCrap 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:25

YOUBITCH

xd0rkiee 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:27

When`s the last time you got laid? I really hope you`re paying for the damages.

bobechi 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:08

Shit. Quite a rampage. Sounds like you'll have to date people exclusively out of state to avoid having your reputation **** your chances.

big__guy 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:21

you're scum. that's so low. what a psycho. i hope you pay for it

texmas 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:38

What the **** is wrong with you, you psychotic ****?

pxs 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:37

crazy, vengeful bitch. you know how much that's gna cost? it's no wonder if you actually did get stood up.

Yugaboo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 13:07

Why would you even post this? You know everyone is going to side against you! I mean really..... you deserved that. No one just keys someone's car. high school much?

mister_moops 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:12

what the **** is wrong with you? stupid bitch.

stryker0530 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:27

Wow ur a freakin retard it's not ok ur a failure go die that's women for u

FrootLoops_ 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:16

stryker0530, not all women are crazy like that lol

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