Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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xd0rkiee 0

When`s the last time you got laid? I really hope you`re paying for the damages.

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bobechi 0

Shit. Quite a rampage. Sounds like you'll have to date people exclusively out of state to avoid having your reputation **** your chances.

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big__guy 0

you're scum. that's so low. what a psycho. i hope you pay for it

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texmas 0

What the **** is wrong with you, you psychotic ****?

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pxs 0

crazy, vengeful bitch. you know how much that's gna cost? it's no wonder if you actually did get stood up.

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Yugaboo 0

Why would you even post this? You know everyone is going to side against you! I mean really..... you deserved that. No one just keys someone's car. high school much?

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mister_moops 0

what the **** is wrong with you? stupid bitch.

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stryker0530 0

Wow ur a freakin retard it's not ok ur a failure go die that's women for u

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FrootLoops_ 0

stryker0530, not all women are crazy like that lol

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