Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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blondemoment 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:56

Yeah, you COMPLETELY deserve it. Who thinks it a great idea to key a car after being stood up on ONE date? That makes you a bit of an asshole.

bitterpill1 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:08

you must be REALLY desperate. ydi, but deny it.

Audio828 2

Friday 5 June 2009 22:21

Girl you crazy.

somaturee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:32

Did you forget your Midol?

Radiation_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:38

Hahahaha, 530 comments. Awesome. Way to go!

shaPOW 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:43

good luck explaining that one. YDI

whatevs80 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:47

asdfjklxo - isn't it nap time for you and your little friends?

kkutz32 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:49

Crazy and stupid... Not good

razzumfrazzum 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:55

asdfjklxo your friend's a stupid bitch as are you for posting something so blatantly idiotic then getting upset and boo hooing when the internet calls you mean names and is rude to you BAAAAAAWWWWWWW I SO SAD CUZ THE INTERNET PPL ARE BEING MEAN TO ME BAAAWWWWWWW!! LOL Pathetic tweens. Also not everybody on here is from the U.S. or in your time zone.

flyordien3rd 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:08

Your so petty why would you key someone's car cause they stood you up you deserve to not be with him and more in my opinion, grow up

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