Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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lifeissucky 0

Dude. If I were him I'd make you pay for it. You drove all the way to his house???That's screwed up.

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woaherlyn 0

Ur stupid. Never key any ones car.. Ur seriously stupid for doing that. Like u wouldn't want ur car keyed would u?

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brumfielddd5 0

hahahah, crazyass bitch, that's insane. #129& janderson, stop being feminist dykes. what she did was not "empowering," it's being straightttt up psychotic.

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cadenernest 0

You keyed his ******* car for standing you up? What kind of sick broad are you? You make women everywhere look bad, and I hope men don't generalize this psychos actions to the rest of us because this was out of line and ridiculously immature, not empowering in the slightest.

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tigerlilly34 0

HAHAHAHA OMG that*s so great! DENY IT!!! He*ll never know

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cadenernest 0

#452 FTW and Jandersonii I'm a feminist, and you're making us look bad. You talk about equality, but yet you wouldn't call a guy the night before a date to confirm. Feminism is about equality, ACTUAL equality, where we have to make the same efforts that men do. You can't sit back and tell me that men have to be falling over their own asses to please us, no. That's not feminism and you can ******* kiss my little white girl ass and lick my rim if you think it is.

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