Paranoid

By rockefoe - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
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dacho 7

lol, happens to me sometimes xD Except I figure it out rather quickly, when it starts to follow me around xD

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redcheckers1011 1

whistley nose. lol, dumbass. (:

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sunnysloop 0

how is this an FML? If that were me I would be laughing my ass off! haha

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emilyk123 0

u r very wierd if u can make your nose whistle & that... u know what i have nothing else 2 say, u r just very wierd

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foork 0

haha! dats stupid it happened to me once

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I haven't had that happen, but I did once think that the sound of my eyelashes brushing my pillow when I blinked was footsteps outside (I was camping at the time).

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sourgirl101 28

Too funny because it happen to me also minus the camping. I have long lashes.

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WoAhAnNa123 0

haha the same thing happened to me before except i wasnt alone and i was asking people around me if they heard it too...and well yeah they told me it was my nose

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