Relatable, Housework and Party: Partaaaaay!

Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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You deserved it 46 984

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Lost

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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You deserved it 8 722

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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You deserved it 590

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 569

You deserved it 1 892

Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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You deserved it 30 559

All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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You deserved it 8 844

By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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You deserved it 2 260

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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You deserved it 34 437

College life

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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You deserved it 2 363

Wild night, huh?

By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 22:00

Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 944

You deserved it 418

kathii01 20

Friday 19 July 2013 2:10

I doubt you passed out from only 3 beers yourself. Seems like you didn't listen to your own rule.

MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:11

Did you follow your own drink limit? No. So why would anyone else listen if you dont follow your own rules?

Comments

olpally 32

Friday 19 July 2013 2:20

Why did you put a drink limit on a house party?? SHAME ON YOU!! Lol. You deserve it! Stupid idea op.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Friday 19 July 2013 2:27

Shoulda set a shit limit.

young_weezy_fml 3

Friday 19 July 2013 2:34

a 3 drink limit? i'd take a shit in your tub too

cottoncandymango 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:36

No one ever obeys a "drink limit". YDI.

Wizardo 33

Friday 19 July 2013 2:43

What you don't know is that you shat in your own bathtub and in a vain attempt to find somewhere to sleep you made a nest with your own crap all the while without wiping. No sympathy here unfortunately.

AngrySailor 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:46

Mom and Dad were away for a weekend weren't they?

08zw 19

Friday 19 July 2013 2:53

I agree, your life sucks.

08zw 19

Friday 19 July 2013 2:54

There's a button for that. Dumbass.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 19 July 2013 2:54

Might have been a bigger party than you thought...either or they wouldn't listen...

Enslaved 36

Friday 19 July 2013 2:58

I have a three drink limit too but all my drinks are 34oz! :P

buckdharma 37

Friday 19 July 2013 3:00

Apparently beer is more important than toilet tissue. The toilets' stopped up with Bounty, right? Sounds like you're gonna need some furnishing polish.