People will collect literally anything

By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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whitey53 5

Hey, if I were you I'd be sitting down with her and talk about how creepy that is and if she doesn't stop then you will have to break up.

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bstudds 1

that type of creepy doesn't seem like it could be reasoned with, just saying!

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DjeePee 24

No one interested in making an OAG-meme about this? Post it on 9gag, I'll vote.

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DjeePee 24

Oh, come on, why is it so moronic? I see overly attached girlfriend memes all the time and, think what you want, this should be a good one.

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skizza_fml 3

Gonna have to go with reddit, I see things on reedit, then see them everywhere else not long after

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DocBastard 38

There's something seriously wrong with her, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh yeah - she's ******* nuts. I think I nailed it.

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trqskq 14

You hit the nail on the head there, Doc.

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laden_swallow09 34

All right, that's enough, you two. No one likes a kiss-ass.

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LiterOfCola 16

Haha he better leave now or shell have those in a jar under her bed soon too...

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j_cat187 19

Shes also gonna chop off your dick and pickle it.

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DooleyFTW 17

Maybe she's waiting for the day when scientists can use that DNA to clone you do she can have a private army of boyfriends!

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perdix 29

Silly girl! Nails are just dead tissue, so that trick won't work. To keep you together, she'll need to collect and store your blood, bile, saliva and semen. Don't those kids learn anything at Hogwarts these days?!?!

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Enslaved 36

I'm sure he wouldn't mind her collecting his semen. :P

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perdix 29

Oh, yeah, that and the saliva are the "fun" precious bodily fluids to contribute. It balanced out for the unpleasantness of donating the other two. ;)

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bReLiNg 18

I'd start acting secretive and get a spell book and pretend to believe in magic. Give her a taste of her own medicine! Maybe she'd start seeing how creepy it is.

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christopherryan 0

Might wanna have a talk with her, and if that doesnt work you need to GTFO

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