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By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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Azula272 14

It's kind of nasty you let her cut your nails THAT much in the 1st place. You're a grown ass man.

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J_babyxoxo 8

How is it nasty that she cuts his nails? Creepy, yes.. but I don't see how clipping his fingernails is "nasty"..

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xNephilim 18

My boyfriend wanted me to cut his fingernails as a test to see if I really would do anything for him. I worry about him sometimes.

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immaMonsta 8

That's just creepy. You'd better try to be on her good side as often as possible before she tries to pull some voodoo on you or something.

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McNerdyNerd 8

Show her wrong OP....like right now...life is too short to deal with creepers like that D:

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OceanBlueSea 12

Creepin' Creepin' Creepin'

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Rodders_SOTC 1

That jar is one of many things that will give her away to the cops. You know...after they discover the rotting stench of your corpse under the patio.

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Colecto_fml 26

Seems you have an OAG on your hands... I feel for you :/

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SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3

RUN. ******* RUN.

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