Perks

By Username - 01/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

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Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML
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Thanatos1206 0

Well that's always a plus to have an employee for that.

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sheethapins 13

Employee of the Month: Rick Rick is always a hands on guy. He's got a real firm grip on his duties and really knows how to beat the competition. When it comes to Rick he's an explosive guy who pulls his way to the top, he always finishes what he starts, is quick to lend a hand, and never leaves any job unfinished. He's got a satisfying ethic to him and I can honestly say he pleases me. Congratulations Rick.

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AmandaIsMyName 0

wow good job. He probably really needed a job and thanks to you won't be getting one!!

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perdix 29

I guess when he shakes hands at the interview, that will BE the interview. If he's got rough, calloused hands, no job, but if he's got soft, buttery hands, they might just **** In Their Pants

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debatingalways 0

can I work there?;)

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tylerquick99 0

well if it's a girl employe and a male employer than it should be alright

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denvan 0

hahahaha that was one hell of a speech

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Shadow4i5 3

wow suprising how w

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