Intimacy: Pervy

Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 408

You deserved it 40 804

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By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 035

You deserved it 4 431

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 994

You deserved it 6 342

Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 976

You deserved it 10 760

Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 079

You deserved it 51 000

Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 676

You deserved it 6 641

By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 047

You deserved it 53 783

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 978

You deserved it 7 874

Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 379

You deserved it 353

By i.ask.you.how. - 12/07/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 895

You deserved it 20 687

Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 664

You deserved it 56 815

Jimboom 11

Monday 16 March 2009 16:05

So.... what ARE you wearing?

slutmuffin 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:14

A sexual conversation with a guy friend?? Rather odd if you ask me.

Comments

haha08 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:32

aww i'm sorry. thats awful. and to all you people...there is nothing wrong with having a joking sexual conversation...with someone you know well..definitely not a stranger.

GameRater01 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:56

I'm just so entertained by how equally divided everyone seems to be about whether her life is ****** or if she deserved it. Most of the time it's one sided. You should also have asked the guy if your friend could have his phone back

slutmuffin 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

# 11 - That is irrelevant, and does not make me a ****. A **** and a slutmuffin are two completely different things :-)

Druu 53

Saturday 29 June 2013 9:55

slutmuffin - EVERYONE's eating that muffin!

alwaysalady 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:32

Could have been worse, could have been a photograph.

AeroBrat 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:32

A conversation via texting that lasted 2 HOURS??? Seriously! Get a life!

j_729 18

Sunday 29 September 2013 23:44

Do you have any friends? Who hasn't had 2 hr conversations with friends

fcuk_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:43

agghhh!!! gross!!!!!! ppl are so weird..!! that's another bad thing about losing your phone, a complete stranger can read your text messages, emails, and reveal all kinds of things about your life. again, gross..!!

madame_malfoy 4

Monday 16 March 2009 23:53

actually #9 my guy friends and i are full honest with eachother i know which ones have liked me, they know i've liked them, it didnt do anything to our friendship because we chose to never let something liek that come between us

rockandrollbf 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:02

Maybe you shouldn't have been having that conversation in the first place? Save conversations like that for when you're sure you're talking to your friend - emails, texts, and things like that aren't great ways to have a sexual conversation.

jbrandona119 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:35

Wow a 2 hour convo with your male friend about having sex? That's a lot of time...

crazyfunk 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:50

i lol'd at the name and the fact that she thought he was pretending to a be a stranger. that should have been a clue...especially if it was never indicated that he was just playing around. you deserved that.