Kids, Smoking and Fire: Pesky kids - FML

Pesky kids

By no one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML

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zombicidal 11

Friday 30 March 2012 0:19

And so does your house

TheAbdoKiller 2

Friday 30 March 2012 0:18

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 30 March 2012 1:47

Beat his lil ass!

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 March 2012 1:47

Oh I get it! You think that admitting to smoking marijuana makes you cool, right! Haha that's awesome! You're an idiot, not only for smoking pot but doubly for thinking that it makes you look cool.

Bieber4TheWin 4

Friday 30 March 2012 1:50

Lol, 666.

litenaia1312 3

Friday 30 March 2012 2:00

i say you should kick his ass

alexicanaaa 7

Friday 30 March 2012 2:06

Busted. Bahahahaha.

ashtonlm 3

Friday 30 March 2012 2:08

Well I would just sit down and talk to him bout it if u try some sort of punishment it'll only get worse and that wouldn't b a god thing

kemando 22

Monday 23 July 2012 11:40

You're aware he burnt the house sown right? "sitting down and talking to him" doesn't seem like enough.

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 30 March 2012 2:10

I'm sorry you were so ill informed and that you have to find out this way op, but your son is actually a fire breathing dragon from the medieval age, and now must be slayed on the morrow.

Unlucky_Gun 0

Friday 30 March 2012 2:10

He's only 13 and smoking? Uh oh

SpottedZebra42 14

Friday 30 March 2012 2:23

27 - The "not" was a bit unnecessary there....

iyazwoodfle 4

Friday 30 March 2012 2:25

You're concerned about your son smoking and not you're house burning down...?

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