Picky picky

By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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bballer4life895 13

Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)

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Dilwann 27

It's okay for him to be weird like that, but the pain part is the part where I'd go 'well **** off' as well.

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livelobster123 14

This is how you know if a relationship is going to last forever. I mean, he wouldn't pick anyone's nose, would he? Your nose is special, OP. Embrace it.

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Inspire99 4

Isn't what you said something similar to a John Green quote...?

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joyce71 5

damn that musta hurt and it was gross

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MasqueradeShadow 11

Thus sounds like a normal day with my husband

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bluequinn98 5

Oh my god my boyfriend has done that too I wanted to kill him lol

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J15237 25

Um. Lose for words on that one. What the ****.

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