Picky picky

By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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bballer4life895 13

Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)

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carnage45567 10

Grab his ear and say "stop ear-atating me"

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qwertyu_ioplk 9

this sounds like something lisa and shane would do (most of you should get the name reference)

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kierakismet 5

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do, we'll has done....

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capscorner01 5

That's just freakin weird man. Feel sorry for u

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BEButterfly 13

What an immature dick! Dump his ass ASAP

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