Picky picky

By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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bballer4life895 13

Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)

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Ashley868 10

I'm just wondering why you even said that in the first place.

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RedPillSucks 31

She was being playful. Didn't expect a prepubescent reaction from her boyfriend.

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TMorejin 2

My boyfriend has actually done this. He told me he was going to pick my nose and he held my head so I couldn't move. FML

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SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Hahaha! That sounds like my fiancé and I. We pick on each other all the time, and we roughhouse. OP, it's true he maybe shouldn't have jammed his finger as hard, but it's not written if he ever apologized after the fact for jamming it harder than he meant to. Besides, it's good to have someone with a sense of humor and someone you can compete with--give each other shit back and forth and can dish out what the other person can. Makes it more of an equal ground. I wouldn't have put this on FML, there are worse things happening at this moment.

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hordriss 14

Sorry, any man would take something like that as a challenge. If you have a boyfriend, you should know this. YDI.

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DaggersEdge 6

well OP deserves it because she did encourage him to do it _(._.)_/

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clubcoffee 9

Was that a 'Will Grayson, Will Grayson' reference?

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gloooooria 14

I'm sure she's not in kindergarten where a finger in a nose is like first degree murder. Give me a break.

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Merylwen 24

Sure, 'cause a finger up a nose is a reason to put an end to a relationship.

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