School and Pranks: Piss poor prank

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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You deserved it 2 951

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By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

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By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:38

Hahaha the weirdest stuff happen in public bathrooms.

yayforcheesecake 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:39

you were inside a toilet?

Comments

deerescu 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:12

love it

ImNotPeterPan 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:13

Haha I did that once, the poor kid cried :/

Focnr 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:46

Oh shut up, you probably laughed at him, don't act like you feel bad.

bugmefmlnotnow 7

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:21

how were you dry and in the toilet? im confused

lolitaababy 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:02

ahahahahahahahaha

whorecrux 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:33

haiku time! I am just pissed off I hate water balloons Or am I pissed on? -bows-

chasin_butterfli 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:45

*applause*

sovetskiy 8

Tuesday 22 February 2011 12:14

your 2nd line has only 6 syllables

uscbaseball 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:54

thats what i was thinking

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 22 February 2011 15:45

I don't see a 5-7-5 syllable pattern. Shaaaame.

whorecrux 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 15:59

Oh well, I tried! xD

celticmarine2005 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:42

Im confused at the logistics... how can you be sitting on the toilet and someone throw a water balloon into the toilet without hitting you in the process.

Mewzakuro240 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:08

Do YOU sit on the toilet when you take a piss? OP is a male. He was standing. In doing so, a water balloon was thrown into the bowel of the toilet, and thus splashed piss onto OP's pants. Idiot.

celticmarine2005 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:51

Yes, I do sit when I pee, its a little difficult to aim without a penis. And most guys I know use urinals if they only have to pee rather than a stall.

Bobissmall 13

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:06

"Celticmarine" suggests male, and your profile picture is unclear, just a tip :P

celticmarine2005 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 18:31

It does not suggest male. There are females in the Marines too. Just because you assume something does not mean there is any information to suggest such an idea. But whether someone assumes I am a male or female has no relevance to me being called an idiot by a ******* 15 year old for a rational comment. God forbid someone looks at the actual event rather than "omg you were IN a toilet" like a dumb ass.

vettle 6

Wednesday 23 February 2011 14:26

wow 25 you're a little bitch aren't you.

Red_Eyed 3

Friday 15 July 2011 8:44

i think u mean 17 yr old but i get y ur mad

TrollsHaveSouls 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:49

haha let's just sat you got wet! if Ur catching my drift

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:09

You were in the toilet? Were you planning on entering the Ministry of Magic?

roydawgg 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:09

gym clothes=substitute for when you accidentally get piss on your pants

wmsdubstep 6

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:41

why didn't you jus tell the school and get them to send you home to get changed or sebd your parent/carer to bring you more clothes. But I know how you feel, I have immature faggots in my school too. FYL