Pissed

By banned - 09/03/2012 06:59 - United States

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
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SW500 13

Why would they do that while anyone but the family was over?

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blink182AAR 6

This whole situation is kinda ****** up... Maybe choose a girl who's more mature and doesn't have weird parents who **** each other when guests are over. (:

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immaMonsta 8

What if her parents didn't know OP was over?

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HannahWho 8

Wouldn't that be the best time to have sex? Since your daughter would be preoccupied with her friends, and not likely to want you around? So you can have sex without worrying your daughter will be bored and come knocking.

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MargieDrury 1

Perhaps the bathroom is the other way.

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MargieDrury 1

Hey bro! It was a statement op could have said which would made the awkward confrontation a little lighter.

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T1A2Z3 34

Do we have any evidence they weren't in the bathroom?

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MargieDrury 1

I liked your comment , but your still in the negatives:/sorry lol

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Senseless_487 29

Yeah...you're about 33 comments too late...but I do enjoy reading the same thing over and over again from people who don't read comments before posting one themselves. Keep it up!

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acotapus 1

Looks like 13 finally has some work to do.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Unless if his girlfriend's dad has a "little problem"...

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immaMonsta 8

That was pretty immature of your girlfriend. She should've just told you since it was your first time at her house, or at least she could've shown you around beforehand.

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tj4234 35

at least the parents didn't walk in on you railing her

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Now go nail your girl to get even.

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perdix 29

You should have told them the joke and let them tell you if it was a good one. Old people can multi-task during sex. I often do sudoku while in the act ;)

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thewife5 19

Then you are not having good sex.. Unless that was the not funny joke, cuz you nailed that at least

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alki_fml 5

At least you got an awesome story to tell out of it!

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