Pissed

By banned - 09/03/2012 06:59 - United States

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
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SW500 13

Why would they do that while anyone but the family was over?

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DocBastard 38

"Hi, nice to meet you. Hey, that's the same position your daughter and I use! "

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awagh666 14

"my daughter has buttsex? She grew up pretty soon huh..."

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shalya12 0

Oh shit just got real. Y u so stupid! No male fun of gf!

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Could you say that again? Preferably in English?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sighh :pinches nose:

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makowiec 11

The FML's are getting more original lately xD

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alexalex224 0

What a great first impression they must have of you. And you of them.

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ontariowarrior 3

If this was me I would just laugh it off... Who am I kidding it was most likely old people because you are you are around 16 and up. So her parents are 38 and up... :P

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ClaremoreZebra 8

38's pretty young. My parents are in their fifties and I'm only almost 17. But they kick ass an I love em. But having a kid at 22 would make him 16 when they are thirty eight. People have kids up in the late forties all the time. So that's not technically old...

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jbear380 0

38 is old? That statement makes me feel ancient. My daughter is 14, I'm 65.

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afunnyterdcody 5

Yea having a kid at 40..... Isn't planned

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DocBastard 38

Having a kid at 40 isn't planned? My 38-year old wife and I had a very well-planned son last year. Care to make any other completely uninformed statements?

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tdawg4200 0

Life ends at 30. Sure you may still feel young, but that's when everything starts heading south and from the looks of old people it's a long way back.

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ProhibitionRose 14

My mother-in-law is pushing her 50s and she's got a 3 year old and a 6 year old. I would like to think 38-40s is a prime age to be at. Most people have steady careers and feel that it's a more stable upbringing for kids.

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SammyS2012 21

Actually, these days, women plan their children around 40 so they can work for a portion of their life instead of having children when you dont have money...

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DeathbatAttack 17

You should have had a competition, seeing who could be louder, them or you and their daughter.

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sammyjanette 17

Wow. I thought walking in on my own mom doing that would be horrible to see, but someone else's mom?! I cannot imagine the horror.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

I'd rather see my girlfriends moms rack than my own mothers. Da **** are you from? Arkansas?

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Vulpes21 6

I would rather see someone else mom than my own mom for sure.

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TunechiXXL 0

43 - Must be Arkansas, they have all the fun there......

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fthku 13

Who the **** would rather see their own parents having sex than some other couple? OP, FYL for dating an immature girl.

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annagilbert 6

and that is your cue to pounce on your girlfriend.

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