Love: Please don't go

Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 51 236

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 2 955

Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 176

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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You deserved it 3 329

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 400

You deserved it 5 037

By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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You deserved it 3 861

By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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Dukedj 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

Although we have all been there, you can't sit around moping about the fact that you don't talk to girls and they don't talk to you. If you like them so much, go ahead and find a girl that interests you and talk to them. You don't have to be looking for a relationship, just let her know that you are there and you can in fact talk.

bigdkeith 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

YDI... Talk to girls! They don't usually bite!

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baby_love 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:24

i agree with #51 plus, the more girls you talk to the less shy you'll be later on and you may even find someone that you really like what have you got to lose?

giorgi 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:26

don't listen to gypsycajun pal, you'll probably end up blowing it in the long run anyway. save yourself and the girl the pain and just stick to your career... and maybe get a nice attractive houseplant...

spoonboy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:29

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwqIazaeeJc

boricua_4life407 5

Friday 1 May 2009 5:30

Awwwwwe, that sucks. Just go out , things will work out soon enough! =] Good luck! :)

Loe_307 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:32

Learn to hang up.

marathdamane91 2

Friday 1 May 2009 5:32

yeha man most of girls are pretty cool as long as you actually make an attempt at talking to them instead of just pushing them away from you http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=87gze7pv8qbbw66jjl2yo5kbl241ea

tobusy2chat247 3

Friday 1 May 2009 5:38

this happened to me once but she didnt hang up we just started talking about where she's from and she looks like.

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 5:38

Lol, call her back and tell her to come on over.

tobusy2chat247 3

Friday 1 May 2009 5:50

she live in california and im from new york. holy crap thats long distance calls shit i think my bill was like a thousand bucks lol i dont pay the bills