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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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Dukedj 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

Although we have all been there, you can't sit around moping about the fact that you don't talk to girls and they don't talk to you. If you like them so much, go ahead and find a girl that interests you and talk to them. You don't have to be looking for a relationship, just let her know that you are there and you can in fact talk.

bigdkeith 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

YDI... Talk to girls! They don't usually bite!

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heyitzmeh 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:34

dude, get out more, stop being so shy!

Shadydeals 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:47

I once was in a slump like that, and it sucked. Go put and don't be shy I seroiusly squandered a lot of my time just being to shy to talk to girls. I do it now and i've learned that most of them are shallow or batshit crazy, but theres always a few that aren't either one of those types.

so_phresh 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:48

**** your life. sry.

aztec37 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:01

YDI for posting this

Jase_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:06

shoulda hung up on da bitch

CertifiedFresh 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:11

DAMNNNN! I'm sorry.

giorgi 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:14

you probably deserved it. i'm sure there's a reason you have no girls to talk to. man up, pussy.

gypsyCajun 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:14

Buddy, Girls are not as scary as you think. A few are mean, but most are very sweet, and you should try not to be intimidated by them, even the gorgeous ones. I am considered gorgeous by most people in today's arbitrary standards of beauty, but I never get asked out. In fact, most guys (except for cocky jerks) are afraid to strike up conversations with me. I have to act like a fool and flaunt my flaws to get guys to be relaxed enough to say a word to me. From experience, I can say that most girls would react positively if you talked to them, even ones that you consider "out of your league," even if you were super-awkward. Its endearing and it puts us at ease to when you are kind of awkward. Even if a girl rejects you if you ask her out, chances are you just made her friggen day. Just try it. Start with the smiley, funny girls, because you know for sure that they are nice. Good luck.

BleedingAssassin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:15

are u a republican

gypsyCajun 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:18

Being what is considered "gorgeous" by the arbitrary standards set by today's society, I can tell you that girls that you probably think are out of your league would really not mind talking to you. I never get asked out because guys are scared shitless of me, and I have to flaunt my flaws so that they feel relaxed enough to look me in the eye. Just talk to us. Even alot of the really pretty ones are actually as sweet and maybe as shy as you are.