Love: Please don't go

Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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You deserved it 9 049

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By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 51 236

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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You deserved it 6 113

By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 526

You deserved it 2 955

Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 176

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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You deserved it 3 329

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 400

You deserved it 5 037

By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 175

You deserved it 3 861

By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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You deserved it 1 886

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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You deserved it 124 224

Dukedj 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

Although we have all been there, you can't sit around moping about the fact that you don't talk to girls and they don't talk to you. If you like them so much, go ahead and find a girl that interests you and talk to them. You don't have to be looking for a relationship, just let her know that you are there and you can in fact talk.

bigdkeith 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

YDI... Talk to girls! They don't usually bite!

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Carl_Duker 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:32

same thing has happened to me too but it was through text messages and we went back and forth saying wrong number and she was like nah ah like 20 times

Epiphany1882 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:20

Maybe thats your "wake up" call. Get out more! Be social. It helps with life to have someone else to relate/talk to. Good luck :)

bostonxlights 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:27

i think i was that girl.. are you from new york? & is your name pete? im sorry if i was. if not, im an idiot..

texmas 0

Friday 1 May 2009 10:15

YDI for being antisocial and doing nothing to change it, but being a whiny little bitch that random girls don't call YOU

Aush 0

Friday 1 May 2009 11:20

This reminds me of my friend Manas Bajaj.

yankeeangel988 0

Friday 1 May 2009 11:22

dude stop worrying, 51 was definitely right.... girls like it when a guy pays attention to them in A NICE WAY, and not in a creepy, i'll stalk you way. Just smile and talk to them and the more you do it the more confidence you'll have. = )

immafiremylaser 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:10

Patheticism is not FML worthy IMO.

nbajj 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:55

ha damn sucks for you man http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=9epby5x01w39mvtejc9eobao1tixwh

wink568 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:15

I'm sure there are girls out there that feel the exact same way you do, and would love for a nice guy to have a conversation with. You can't be rejected just by trying to talk to someone. Plus, a lot of girls feel like they get along with guys better than they do other girls. If you don't put yourself out there, and strike up a conversation, it's no different than complaining about never winning the lottery when you never buy any tickets.