Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 060
You deserved it 5 074
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Top comments

NitroTonicsFML 4

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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Comments

tygerarmy 35

YDI for having sex in front of your parrot and screaming your ex's name. Just be happy the parrot doesn't mimic any of your sound effects.

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butterfly403 12

I was thinking the exact same thing! LOL.

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CiaraLovesYouu 0

You deserved it. Teaches you not to **** in front of a bird that would mimic what you say. Stop moping, at least the bird isn't copying your moaning.

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macskapingvin 0

I'm impressed by your ability to mimic the post before you!

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Haha that would be hilarious. I wish I was a parrot

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Rakesh6888 0

May be your parrot misses your x!! apparently u don..

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izbeemo 6

parrot apparently likes your ex more than you. FYL.

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meh_meh_meh 2

Find new boyfriend with same name. Problem solved!

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meh_meh_meh 2

Also, I say YDI for repeating his name so often by your parrot. Unless you were married, or planning on getting married, it would have been a better idea to NOT do that.

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rockarolln89 0

And this is why you smash gash at your partner's place if you have a parrot...

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MacdaddyMaddy 0

he could be saying somthing ten times worse, like " you *****" true story I was watching mean girls with my parrot and everyday after school I was greeted with " boo you *****"

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sk3l370n 0

Every time it says his name pull out 1 feather. Works 100%

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