Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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Top comments

NitroTonicsFML 4

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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Comments

sallen0046 4

It's a parrot. That's pretty much all they do. If you don't want them to repeat something, you don't say it where they can hear you. Teach it some new words and phrases so it finds something else to latch on to.

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tehgreenwyrd 0

kill the bird. it might relieve some stress. if not, then at least you've got a main course for dinner.

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Jaykayfu 0

Well . If I were you, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xO ."

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15thPrestige 0

OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (in this case saying something) or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL

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15thPrestige 0

OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (or in this case saying something) that you don't want it to do or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL

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15thPrestige 0

OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (or in this case saying something) that you don't want it to do or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL.

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rillshiegin 0

Love to Love Hate to Hate Just like #31 won't shut up.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Umm, that's why her ex's name (John, Joe, Jim, etc) would go before 'is a douchebag' " John is a douchebag" for example... Not that difficult. if I were her new boyfriend, I would get a kick out of that.

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