Please?

By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??

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Wankster 0

Bwahaha you should join them

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22jrdn55 15

lol i was thinking about a threesome too!

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take_a_moment 0

being sarcastic my arse, shows how much respect you have for 'marriage' hey! marriage is meant to be for life and you meant to respect and trust the other no matter what and that does Not include cheating you idiot!! ****! peace

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Vaetrus 0

It's called "swingers." People do it all the time. Marriage is open to interpretation. Especially given the controversy about who should get the "privilege" of marriage and what it constitutes. He may be an ass and her feelings may have been hurt. But it looks like he has done no wrong by the church or the law. He asked. He didn't proceed and do it. And you can't tell me that marriage makes all men turn off appreciation of another women's assets. She could tell him no, divorce him, or ask him why and try to resolve it. And it could have been a joke. But there probably are guys in open relationships with their wives. That or he's messed up in the head and thought he should have asked since she keeps his balls under lock and key. @121: xD @105: That sucks. In that case, he doesn't seem like he has an affection for her at all. She should ditch him and recover now because it will hurt worse later.

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brendiz 0

You know he probably already had sex with her, because what guy ever asks for permission when his dogs on heat?? He's probably asking for permission now because he feels guilty about it, & now wants you to say yes so he can keep doing it & not feel so guilty. Just another way of seeing this...

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Illumi113 0

That almost makes sense, except for one GIANT hole in your logic. Even the most drunken, stupid man should know that if you try to ask your wife if can have an affair, unless you have already decided to have an open marriage, the only answer you could possibly receive is hell no. I do agree with you that he has probably already slept with the secretary. He's probably asking because he feels guilty, and because it's one of those things that feels like the moral thing to do, even though it really isn't.

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gizmodorner 15

how dare you generalize us. I could say all women shouldn't go to college because there are people who are stupid like you in the world.

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RandomAttack 0

You should have said "only if i can join".

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allmidnighteyes 10

OP is only saying FML because her husband wouldn't let her watch. Voyeuristic sluttt ;D

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Illumi113 0

What is with you, you sick ****? Morons like you make me ashamed to be a man.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Because everything people say on the internet is serious, right? GTFO

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DanizzleXFoSho 6

I enjoy your sense of humor. Hopefully you were kidding though ;D

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Emma_91 0

Well at least he asked you! Seriously, what was he thinking?

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theguccibag 0

Maybe he wanted 2 get involved lmao

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