Please?

By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 528
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OneandOnlyOne 0

And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??

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beautiful_mayhem 0

http://lafinjack.net/images/random/cicada.gif

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DameGreyWulf 0

At least he asked you.... I guess... You know, it's one thing to find someone else attractive, quite another to find them so attractive you'd like to screw them instead of your spouse. And, 15's got a point.

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the0ther 0

lol. on the one hand your feelings are probably hurt, but on the other hand, you're probably turned-on by a man with the balls to say something like that. you deserve it for falling in love with a cheater.

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

How do you know for sure that the OP's husband is a cheater?

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Illumi113 0

You clearly don't have the least bit of understanding about a woman's feelings. I may not understand them very well myself, but at the very least, I know that shit like this will piss most women off, not turn them on, you ******* dumbass.

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Theguybehindyou 0

at least he asked you instead of doing it beind your back.

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Illumi113 0

Divorce his sorry ass. Maybe he hasn't done anything yet, but he clearly does not value the relationship he has with you. He doesn't love you. I'm not saying that to be mean, or a troll. I mean, seriously, he just does not love you. He's not worth keeping as a husband.

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Docblack_fml 0

because divorce is the answer to every thing!!!

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iljajlm 4

Hmm...well he did ask first. Although that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. I also have to agree and say that he probably already did it. Divorce his ass. Even if he didn't have sex with her it's a little degreading to do so.

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Matzaball300 0

hahaha well atleast he asked!!! how often do u see that??? but i seriously hope he was kidding... and if he wasnt... then tell him since ur leaving him u dont care what he sticks his penis into :) then smack him across his sorry face and make ur dramatic exit.

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carleeto810 0

I like #63's idea! :D Hahaha.

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YDIxLol 0

How... What the **** word do I use for this kinda FML? Gay? No... ****** up? No... HOLY SHIT? Maybe. This is just... Odd.

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