Please?

By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??

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fortheloveofHim 0

well you're obviously unattractive and he's looking for something better to get back up on

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mo_the_owl 0

very considerate. uhhh fyl.

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vog32 0

i think he's joking on the account that HE ASKED YOU. stop exaggeratinggg

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lolwatlol 0

Sounds like a joke and the fact that you are being such a retard about it means he'll most likely actually do it.

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FarSide 22

If and only if he signs a Quit Claim deed immediately giving you the house, plus alimony equal to 50% of his net income.

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jessxoxo28 5

i think he's kidding.. if not- kick his ass

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nick_beresho 0

Lmfao. He clearly was joking. No women would agree to follow through with that shit.

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turbogirl 0

Did you ask him for permission for a Divorce?? lol

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papasloan04 0

Well did you atleast let him get an HJ i mean its not sex so it would technically not be cheating, i would say let him get an HJ so he feels like he is winning. ;D

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mcsnelly 5

Cheating doesn't JUST mean intercourse. It can be a whole lot of other things....even non-sexual things.

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