Please?

By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??

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Noodlez_fml 0

STOP BEING A SELFISH BITCH! HE SHOULD LEAVE YOU

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take_a_moment 0

SELFISH???? how the **** is that selfish you @@^)*#^$)*#^ #@^)(*#@^$ (*^!!!!! ok for starters we know Nothing of their relationship and what they look like and about their background and whatever so all that anyone can actually 'assume' is that she has the normal expectations of a marriage (and these are just mine, i'm sure everyone's will vary) : loyalty, trust, respect, love (the main ones). so how is she being selfish? you obviously have a ****** up way of looking at love mate! peace

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ShetHappensxx 0

Ahaha Dayyum. That is hilarious im sorry. Your hubby is a dumbfuck

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giganticbrain 0

You're a dumbfuck for using the term "hubby"

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ohFawkYou 0

threeeee some ! :D HAHAHAHAAA ! lols.

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buttseckz 0

Apparently none of you know how a divorce works.

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computerpete 3

I'd ask him for permission to set him on fire. If he's stupid enough to think you'd agree to his request, maybe he'll agree to yours. What planet does your husband live on, anyway?

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JokerJohn7 0

Wow what an ass he is. but at least he asked you lol

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ilikeu12 0

Ha wow that is a bad sit just better diviorce his ass take half of ur share meet somebody new and die happily

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

Hey, at least he asked... you better have slapped him and kicked his nuts

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whatsmccraken 0

you should have said, "Go ahead, I've been doing the dirty with gardener. and I've replaced your viagra with estrogen pills. You'll be hearing from my divorce lawyer that you're paying for. Oh yeah one more thing, your secretary has herpes."

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Medea_FTW 0

This. Also, most likely the secretary is already pregnant.

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Weevil_fml 0

Obviously I wasn't there, but from here this sounds suspiciously like one of those mythical things I like to call "jokes."

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