Practical

By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 903
You deserved it 20 148

Same thing different taste

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kportal69 5

what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.

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fat people are disgusting. be glad he even has sex with you

Um? That's what they're there for. I love it when mine are properly used. Means you're in for a good insides-jostling time, instead of a lame lay while you think about your grocery list.

What kind of pale lifeless sex have you been having where you've never had a guy grab your love handles? Jeez, talk about a world in black and white. What does he normally do with his hands, play gameboy? I tend to grab all sorts of my girlfriend's body parts: hips, ass, waist, shoulders, legs, hair, etc. Sometimes you just gotta hold tight to brace your girl for the rocking of her life. If the mattress is still in the same spot when you're done, maybe it's time to get a new boyfriend...

RedPillSucks 31

That's hilarious. Especially with the user name "Hemi_Driven"!!!

baseballboy6595 0

why the hell do all these people bitch when their boyfriend calls them fat. he was railing you obviously he thinks you are hot. Jesus Christ whine more.

...Why do you think they're called love handles?!?!?!?!