Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
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yourlifesfucked 0

tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.

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LoginUnknown 0

Maybe he isn't the one doing something wrong. She might not contribute in any way and he's just not that into humping a lifeless body.

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importroller 0

we want three things from you. food, sex, and for you to shut the f@@@ up. you obviosly can't shut up

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Squeezeit 0

at least that's better than porking someone else

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FockinA 0

poor guy, gotta be hard married to you. you want intimacy? be less demanding and get a warmer personality.

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Sazi_N 0

Yah neh? Marriage Councellors are calling your name honey!

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littlejew 0

me and my husband have amazing sex, like every night..I sometimes wake him up with sex...just ride his morning wood...that should get his attention...don't confront and be a bitch about it..that will make it worse..oh and ur probly just ugly so Ydi

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monkeymegmo 4

is he like afraid 2 b intimate with some1

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

He needs to grow some, and be blunt about it. Having sex is what your supposed to enjoy during marriage, not avoid.

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Shelberry16 0

wow what a douche

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Cavsfodawin 21

Well, he is right. Also why are you in shock? Every man ever had masturbated. It is nature.

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