Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
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yourlifesfucked 0

tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.

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LoginUnknown 0

Maybe he isn't the one doing something wrong. She might not contribute in any way and he's just not that into humping a lifeless body.

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beer01 0

Offer him a ******** or ride his stick. You'll enjoy and he won't complain.

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letsgobucks 0

amen brother. I bet ur still bitchiness at him!

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heyred 11

Why didn't you join in? It sounds as though, to you, intimacy with your husband is at night, lights off, missionary position - and that's it. Who wouldn't get tired of that?

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fukyolife 0

the hand never complains and always njoys it... but if ur lookn 4 a good time I'm available xoxo ;)

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kuntageous 0

lol. that's actually truthful and funny.

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bugmenotmofo 34

At least he's honest. Don't question him about it if you don't want to hear the answer.

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goonie85 0

YDI if you didn't go slob on that knob. You wanted some dick, well there it is. Become a skilled **** goblin. Things will perk up.

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