Sex, Wanker and Intimacy: Pragmatic

Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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Same thing different taste

By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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No kinkshaming, but…

By Anonymous - 04/12/2018 15:00 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I realized that my husband's preferred sexual activities not only don't require me to take off my clothes, but go much better for him when I don't. He doesn't get why this makes me self-conscious about getting naked in front of him. FML

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Wait for me!

By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 13:00 - United States - Marshfield

Today, my husband has recently discovered prostate play. He is now using my sextoys to pleasure himself and not telling me until after. He doesn't see the problem. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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What a wanker

By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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yourlifesfucked 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:07

tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.

LoginUnknown 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:23

Maybe he isn't the one doing something wrong. She might not contribute in any way and he's just not that into humping a lifeless body.

Comments

bombtastic 10

Monday 15 March 2010 22:35

obviously he's lazy and wants you to do all of the work. sucks for you, op. get a sex toy for yourself, and if he whines, say the same thing back to him. :)

faxe 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:47

this is def a no comment fml

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:39

Then...why did you comment?

faxe 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:16

I have a comment, "no comment"

mjolene 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:13

did someone really ask what was wrong with south Africa??!? LOL ooo idk maybe that it's just one of the most crime ridden countries in the world.

robdoggstge 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:40

lol what's with the random racizim? yea I no I spelled that wrong just to lazy to go back

timk_fml 2

Monday 15 March 2010 23:51

you're too high maintenance

MiloC_fml 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:02

...so after you've finished rattling those pots and pans you Don't finish it off for him? Hand over that wife badge.

Fulysikmulaka 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:27

It's cool. Everybody does it.... Just whip out your big giant vibrator ( make sure the batteries are good ) and tell him you like a bit more involvement.

loski87 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:31

god forbid your man pleases himself... maybe you should try it!

loski87 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:33

maybe you could take some initiative and do it for him... unless your not into that sort of thing... I don't see how your life is ******..

nessalujin 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:00

How about you try to rekindle your first flame?.... while at it suck his dick and try being on top. That way he doesn't have to do the work.

lovemycowboys 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:12

Op...it won't get any better, trust me. had the same issue with my hubby. he wouldn't put out. his complaint...my sex drive was too high. damn! can't win for losing!