Priorities

By unwanted - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML
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marinus_fml 19

The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.

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BruisedGiraffe 15

the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward

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Comments

lovezombie 0

It's probably actually because they figured, the kids can communicate with us and are old enough to decide who they want to live with.

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Of course they did, you said they mentioned the dogs, didn't you? :P

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chosha_fml 26

If you're old enough to, you and your brother should move out on your own. And take the dog.

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clashatdemonhead 3

that must be one good dog...

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LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else not notice that there was an FML like 6 months ago saying, 'Today my parents were fighting about who gets the dog when they divorce, no one seems to be concerned about my sister and me.FML'' Wow, OP be a tad bit more creative, could ya?

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billybob171717 0

they probably didn't want to discuss it there (where you would most likely hear it) or they already had. Stop making everything about you and try to hep your parents by either having an open discussion or just leaving them alone no wonder they're getting a divorce you narcissistic b!tch.

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Kaptain4274 0

i dont see where you have the right to call someone you dont even know narcissistic

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VorpikeII 17

maybe the stress of the divorce that is put on the parents, (yes I know that they caused it but there is still stress) is easier to take by arguing over the dog rather than the kids.

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pisspot 0

I'm sure they've discussed it. don't assume they love the dog more than you.

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