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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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clownstotheleft 0

this has to be one of my favorite FMLs of all time. i'm still giggling just a little :)

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Pastor_Rich 0

talk about a crappy experience

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icedrake523 2

YDI for needing to read on the can.

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lolsamzilla 0

I honestly cannot even get over this one. FYL DUDE.

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ReginaFalange_fml 13

OP, that was worded.. just beautifully. thank u for that. perfect (im not being sarcastic i just really liked it especially how he added the last little comment)

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Teh4thmusketteer 0

Hehe you totally made my day. I hope yours goes better XD

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flyboy57 0

you should wear diapers.

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extradorkyloser 4

I love the "nothing in my life has prepared me for this" part XD priceless! I'm sorry, but that was hilarious.... a true fml

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neon_shoes 0

I couldn't agree with you more. This is expert writing, pure shakesphere.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

You have my sympathies and support, comrade. Having sneezed and subsequently sharted, I know how it feels. I, too, was taken by surprise.

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