Sex, Awkward, Religion and Intimacy: Promise

Promise

By thiswouldhappen. - 17/03/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 20:04

Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML

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Don't let me be misunderstood

By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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ashology101 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:12

why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.

B52_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:23

And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.

Comments

hunt3009 16

Wednesday 10 September 2014 3:21

It's just stupid to make a promise you a) know you won't keep and b) did it while he was still at home...

allplayedout 20

Friday 7 November 2014 22:49

A dad who's overbearing enough to make his daughter promise to be abstinent is not a dad a kid can be honest with about that kind of thing. I don't blame her for making the pledge, only for being dumb enough to get caught breaking it.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 27 January 2015 22:00

Why do people have sex when others are home?

SuperVertigo 13

Saturday 21 March 2015 19:43

lust.

Classic_Rocker14 3

Wednesday 15 July 2015 14:29

That's what you get *****

kratos1992 6

Saturday 24 October 2015 3:53

I think you mean purity ring, a promise ring is what you give your girlfriend as a promise to marry her and get her an engagement ring

GuyOnBridge 14

Monday 1 February 2016 3:03

to be honest I kind of taught this fml was hoping to be about cheating.

Magicdevil226 11

Monday 28 March 2016 23:40

I don't like promising things that I know I can't do YDI

KillMePlsKThx 7

Sunday 15 May 2016 23:20

Having sex right after getting a purity ring. Your parents must be proud. Next time you promise somebody something, why don't you keep it? And don't forget to tell your boyfriend about it or keep your God damn legs closed, ****.