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By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

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perdix 29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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taylorr_joyy 6

practice makes perfect!

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shortrevolution 0

Why were you digging in the backyard?

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

108- Honey, I know that FML is known as such a serious site... How dare I go and try to make a joke... **** me.. I'll never do that again. Also, I love the attempt to call me dumb when you can't even use the correct tense of "too" when typing.

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caniliv3 0

why the **** were you digging in your backyard for?!

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theonlysweetpea 10

Sounds like my mom. She has bail money set aside for me

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

Well mothers usually know their kids pretty well...

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gress269 4

my mom must be cheating on my dad... if you get the joke

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flamerocker 9

Damn, if she catches you trying to escape from the yard, then good luck escaping from jail!

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154rct 7

what were u digging for

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