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By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

perdix 29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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masterflasher 12

Don't feel offended. She's simply pointing out ways on how to use the skill of digging holes.

"Mom burn! That's double the burn!" - Kelso

Wow... Harsh. But what makes her think you are going to prison?

burninnapalm 5

93- um... You do realize that would be his yard too, and his mom would probably make him clean it up.... Not to smart there are ya?

what have you been doing for your mom to think you're going to be going to prison?

schaflava 0

Tip! Click the "W" above to get access to extra features! Al 'Aziziyah Al 'Aziziyah ?????????? Al 'Aziziyah Location in Libya Coordinates: 32°31?51?N 13°01?16?E Country Libya District Al Jfara District Time zone UTC + 2 Al 'Aziziyah (Arabic: ????????? Al 'Az?z?ya), sometimes spelt El Azizia, is a city in and capital of Al Jfara District in northwestern Libya, 55 kilometres (34 mi) southwest of Tripoli. Before 2001 it was in Al 'Aziziyah District and its capital. Al 'Aziziyah is a major trade centre of the Sahel Jeffare plateau, being on a trade route from the coast to the Nafusa Mountains and the Fezzan region to the south. As of 2009, the city's population has been estimated at over 4,000.[1] Hide Geography and climate On 13 September 1922, a high temperature of 57.8°C (136°F) was recorded in Al 'Aziziyah, which is the highest temperature ever measured on Earth.[2][3] However, that reading is controversial:[4][5] The weather station was at first in Al Aziziyah town, but in 1919 it was moved to a hilltop fort, where the weather station was set up on black tarmac, which would have absorbed more sunlight and made the air there artificially hotter, explaining a period of very hot readings there from 1919 to 1928. Shortly before the 13 September 1922 record reading, the weather station's usual maximum thermometer had been damaged, and replaced by an uncalibrated ordinary maximum-minimum thermometer such as often used in greenhouses. This record does not mean that Al 'Aziziyah is the hottest place on Earth; that title belongs to Dallol, Ethiopia, where the mean temperature is 34.4°C (94°F). If the record was not the actual temperature, then the hottest temperature is 56.7°C (134°F) which has been recorded in 1913 in Death Valley in the United States. Climate data for Al 'Aziziyah, Libya (1920-1942) Month Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year Record high °C (°F) 30.1 (86.2) 33.5 (92.3) 44.5 (112.1) 48.3 (118.9) 49.5 (121.1) 51.9 (125.4) 51.0 (123.8) 56.0 (132.8) 57.8 (136) 57.8 (136) Source: http://www.wunderground.com/blog/weatherhistorian/comment.html?entrynum=2 ? Jump Back A Section Hide Notes ^ "????????" ("Al 'Aziziyah") World Gazetteer. Retrieved 6 September 2009. ^ "Global Measured Extremes of Temperature and Precipitation". National Climatic Data Center. United States National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Retrieved 3 December 2008. ^ "What is the highest temperature recorded on Earth, and what's a reasonable upper limit on the Earth's temperature?". Goddard Space Flight Center. National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). Retrieved 6 September 2009. ^ "Broken thermometer led to a record breaker". Daily Telegraph. 13 November 2010. ^ Burt, Christopher C. (2010-10-08). "QUESTIONS CONCERNING THE WORLD’S HOTTEST TEMPERATURE ON RECORD: 136.4°F (58°C) AT AL AZIZIA, LIBYA SEPTEMBER 13, 1922". Weather Underground. Retrieved 2010-10-09. View this page on regular Wikipedia Permanently disable mobile site Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License; additional terms may apply. See Terms of Use for details. Wikipedia is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a non-profit organization.

TritonTheBeast 0

I hope u practiced with ur fingernails!