Prospects

By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 716
You deserved it 4 623

Top comments

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

perdix 29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

Comments

SirObvious 1

Atleast you werent eating a popsicle...

daydreamer244 13

my elephant wont fit through the window because hes wearing a snorkel

enonymous 8

When you get to jail make sure to give Nasty Nate your **** tail... Fruit!

Ye, i agree. Why or what where you digging?

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Just shit in her yard as payback.

newjerseyguy 0