Awkward and Work: Prospects - FML

Prospects

By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

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HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 5 September 2011 0:06

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

perdix 29

Monday 5 September 2011 0:10

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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SirObvious 1

Monday 5 September 2011 3:39

Atleast you werent eating a popsicle...

daydreamer244 13

Monday 5 September 2011 3:41

she really believes in you

zeon492 13

Monday 5 September 2011 3:46

Wow...

oscarinthird 0

Monday 5 September 2011 4:17

my elephant wont fit through the window because hes wearing a snorkel

justanotherhuman 21

Monday 5 September 2011 4:23

Dear OP, Harsh. Maninthemirror that. FYL.

enonymous 8

Monday 5 September 2011 4:28

When you get to jail make sure to give Nasty Nate your **** tail... Fruit!

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 4:45

^^^ Haha, thet wuz a fruity joke

Cowkashi 6

Monday 5 September 2011 4:47

Ye, i agree. Why or what where you digging?

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Monday 5 September 2011 4:49

Just shit in her yard as payback.

newjerseyguy 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:14

Your mom is an asshole

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