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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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Top comments

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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Comments

tylersign 11

Wow.. You're a dumba- Wait? Canada? Of course ;)

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instnt1nfction 17

Bitch, I'll smack you and give you a hospital bill.

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Dallyni 22

How did this even make it through moderation?

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GoW_Chick 14

I'm sure if you stick your head in there It will get your gears rotating, and spark a few new ideas to that repetitive thought process of yours.

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stall2dude911 2

Its wasnt even einstein who said that it was ben franklin......

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GoW_Chick 14

I really hope you are just joking.

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salyeldin 4

Who said it it seriously I never heard of it????!

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zombicidal 11

the joke is that Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results (example OP pressing the button expecting it to work)

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dinosaur_sr 6

Nobody really knows who said it. Saying it was Ben Franklin is no better than saying it was Einstein.

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ICATiger 13

Everything. Everything to do with this post. Dumbass. *Facepalm*

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cavy102 10

Einstein defined insanity as the repetition of an action expecting a different outcome. However, that is actually the definition of neurotic action.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Einstein was making breakfast with you? Sounds like a prescription sleeping aid commercial.

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sadistmonkey 19

We all have dumb moments like this. I don't know why people are putting so much effort into calling out the OP.

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EmperorXing 0

Insane in the membrane, insane in the Braine! :P

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j_cat187 19

Damn, what's with all the Cypress hate?

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EmperorXing 0

Ikr! Haters. Damn

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OfficeNinja 5

Were you trying to nuke your balls so you could get testicular cancer and a prescription for medical marijuana? I saw where people dis that on a TV documentary! And it worked! Of course I am insane too, so that documentary is more like a cartoon show - but whatever.

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hotPinklipstick 24

That's because it was a cartoon show. South Park to be exact. Idiot.

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GoW_Chick 14

Somehow I think 27 knew that.

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mk58 31

Way to leach the humor out of a comment, hotpink.

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