Mental health and Health: Quote of the day

Quote of the day

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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:49

according to us, you are too

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:51

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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dtemple1110 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:44

I couldn't understand what you meant at first, because my microwave has a handle on it haha

cavy102 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:45

Actually, that is an example of neurotic action. Insanity involves a certain amount of mental instability. Einstein wasn't always right.

mattorama 15

Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:46

YDI, but for starting your day with microwaved food.

moop256 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:06

+500€

J9DeeZy 4

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:08

God, that's just depressing.

crazychick1269 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:11

Today my friend asked me me how many minuets were in an hour....

Jaxx66 21

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:58

Or how many times you could minuet in an hour?

Danni91 8

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:15

The human race is officially doomed now.

409sPoisonGirl 12

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:17

Good job using 'insane' in it's true meaning OP. But still, YDI.

intothecrypt 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:17

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:37

Insane in the membrane

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Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

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Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML

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Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML

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Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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Today, for the first time in years, I heard a certain song on the radio. The song that was playing while I was sexually assaulted. It caused me to have such a bad PTSD episode that I threw up all over my boyfriend and his car. FML

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You deserved it 187

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

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