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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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Dallyni 22

How do you not see that the microwave is open?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Stupidity is not insanity.

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perdix 29

Did you press it 3 or 4 more times? That doesn't make you insane, it just means you haven't fully woken up. If you pressed it thousands of times for hours, you need to make a pancake and marry it.

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Internut 6

I don't think he/she would be able to make a pancake if they can't even properly work the microwave.

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perdix 29

Sometimes people can operate old-timey gadgets when they can't deal with newfangled goobledygook! If not, they can head on down to IHOP and buy one, they sell many fine, young, marriageable pancakes there!

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GoW_Chick 14

And all you have to do is trade 2 pieces of bacon for that fine, young, marriageable, pancake!

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moop256 10

Or one waffle and a handful of syrup...

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perdix 29

#105, good choice on the breakfast meat. Had you gone with sausages, we have to go all Freudian on your ass!

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bubo_fml 10

Congratulations! Knowing that your off your konker is the 1st step to recovery! Now, try this breathing exercise: 1) Inhale. 2) Exhale. If you mess this one up, you're probably unconscious & unable to finish reading this sent...zzz

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Jaxx66 21

-37 I have to ask. Does your name refer to the cute little owl in the original "Clash Of The Titans"? Because it really upset me that he barely got a cameo in the new one. :(

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Birdie_Sage 0

According to me, you need to get your eyes checked.

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