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By lol - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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perdix 29

Einstein was a physicist, not someone who could diagnose mental disease. Now, if Freud looked at you, he'd say the microwave represented your mother. You should be ashamed of yourself, you insane, little pig!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

He was probably speaking from experience. Being a physicist pretty much guarantees insanity.

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Schiffy 18

"Stupidity is doing the same thing multiple times and expecting different results." That is a quote by Einstein, which is what OP was referring to.

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perdix 29

#48, it's insanity not stupidity. And it's even controversial that the quote is attributed to Einstein. Nevertheless, an aphorism is not the basis of a diagnosis.

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moop256 10

Perdix don't get on 48's case due to Einstein's theory of relativity, the message he sent may have actual traveled so fast that the words became jumbled and retarded

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arw31089 2

I think it's time to drink some coffee

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audiophileMom 11

Aaaah, the famous Microwave-Button-Sanity-Theory! ;) don't feel bad! Pretty sure almost everybody has a similar story.

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DrMime 10

When the FML team comments, you thumb it up by replying: "+1" +1

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ColorfulSmiles 7

You were probably still sleepy. Let's go with that.

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