Money: Rave on

Rave on

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By Alexman1985 - 01/05/2013 10:30

Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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Saturday 14 November 2009 17:44

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR!

swimchica22 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:22

but he's a guy.....

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DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:55

Honey, didn't your friends tell you to stuff it down your bra?

swimchica22 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:22

but he's a guy.....

evanwilliams 4

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:22

Well that's what you get for being a ******.

bulletwings 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 6:41

nice. i hope you fall down the stairs and break your neck. just sayen.

sTejaski 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 13:55

OP, you are a twat.

thighsofglory 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:51

That is too bad for you, and I mean that sincerely. Next time you should put your money in your shoe. Better it's a little damp than missing.

Youd_laugh_2 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 6:22

Damn! I gotta learn that move.

driedpeaches 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:54

"the very sneaky man" yeah... you're gay

3262alex 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 0:55

You obiously didn't notice that this was posted by a guy so yea I think he's gay

Ninjaface 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:18

What, you thought you were getting that for free?

stephi0629 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:45

thats why i keep my money in my bra at all times =]

_20jre 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 6:34

OP is a guy, i dont think guys wear bra.

da_byrdwatcha 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 6:03

he dances with dudes he might

Cher_GaGa 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:11

Dude if it were me I would have went back and found him and kicked his bitch ass tail! and if he was gone I would have probly kicked someone elses ass!! lol jk

ShadowzI 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:10

as I said YouTube comment system will work very well here... drags all this first loving retards to the botom to wallow on their computer that they lost against the Internet.