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By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

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Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
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EpicSquishii 21

That's when you sarcastically respond "Why wait? Let's just share the coffin with him, you piece of shit." And get up to go sit with a grieving family member.

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WrongRomance 11

That's awfully insensitive. Why do either of you have your phones out at a funeral? Comfort some of your family, or get comforted if you're that upset.

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beanthemouse 13

I am so sick of horny, rude jiggalos asking their GFs about sex at the WORNG times. It would not of crossed his sick mind about the death of his GFs dead family member, all he could think about is sex. Break up with him, its an obvious sign that he is using you as a replacement for his hand.

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ropeandneck 7

1. type correctly. please. 2. everybody had enought of the "dump her" or "leave him". It's none of your business. 3.I do have a sick mind, and I don't think about sex during funerals. If I could have feelings, you would have been hurting them right now. be careful with what you write. 4. If you are "so sick", get some sleep. stop bothering other peoples, they could get sick of you. 5. If asking for sex at the wrong time is a good reason to leave someone, you must be single since long ago, and will be for a long time. so, here's my gift to you. use my hand in replacement of yours... and give yourself a slap on the forehead.

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perdix 29

#50, Do you mean "gigolos" or "juggalos?" What you wrote is clearly a misspelling, but I can't intelligently reply unless I know your intent.

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beanthemouse 13

Yea, I have never really seen it written down.

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beanthemouse 13

Hey, Don't get your knickers in a knot. I fail to see why you are so annoyed with me. 1. This may sound cliche, but I am aspergers. Meaning I am not as smart or fast  as what you regular smart people are. Believe me, I try to use proper grammer and spelling. And if I didn't, I do not see why somone should become rude beacuse of poor grammer. Not everyone is perfect. iTs NooooT Lik I tLk Lik  DiS! EEEEE HEE! 2. I have a sick mind. You should have seen what I drew on Justin Beibers face in a magazine last night. I meant the sick minds of even thinking about sex during a funerel. Whats worse is asking at the funeral insted of the next day. Also, I do not see how my comment could have offended you. If people here have sick minds, I thought they would be mature here and just think "oh, she ment he has a sick mind about the sex". Seeing my comment made you so angry, get off the internet. There are many awful and offensive things on the internet, and if my little comment rustled your jimmies so much, then the internet is not for you. 3. So sick is an expression. 4. I was suggesting it. What is the harm of suggesting? No, I would not break up with him (depending on the guy. If he kept asking for sex when I did not feel like it, over and over, yes I would break up. For me and for him to find another girl who does not mind it) and yes, I am single. But look at all the ***** I give. Thank you for the laugh, your pathetic attempt to make me be offended, sad or angry made my day :)

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simsgirlgem 25

What a dick sounds like he watched wedding crashers one to many times

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buddy51 23

OP your granoa wants you to have a better boyfriend.

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otecasacid 22

life goes on. i suppose it depends how broken up you were, but assuming you weren't bawling at the funeral, it wouldnt affect you too much, which relieves you of your grieving rights. the last funeral i went to I didnt care at all, was just a mandatory family thing; but what's more important, your living boyfriend, or a family member who is in the ground, especially if you werent close? find it so funny people in these comments love talking about breaking up over words #singleforlife giving love advice. trololol

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beanthemouse 13

Sooo your saying that its completely OK to ask about sex at a funereal?

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DanielleinDC 33

How about the rest of the grieving family--you know, OP's relatives on that side of the family?

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inumiko 12

I would sooo break up with that ******

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exo_went_insane 12

On the bright side, the BF is so in love or attracted by the OP that he thinks of her even in the middle of funerals..

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pedinhuh 23

How can people like that even manage to find a Girlfriend???

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icepick23 12

I assume you said yes?

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