Sex, Funerals and Intimacy: Read the room

Read the room

By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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You deserved it 5 623

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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You deserved it 7 528

By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 518

Don't stop now!

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 03:01 - Lithuania - Klaipeda

Today, as usual during sex, my boyfriend finished first, and then he "massaged" me so I could finish too. While he was doing that, his grandma called. He actually answered. FML

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You deserved it 179

Goodbye squared

By Lyingboyfriend - 24/07/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 097

You deserved it 3 348

By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 577

Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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You deserved it 6 001

Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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You deserved it 20 998

By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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You deserved it 7 786

By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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You deserved it 2 945

EpicSquishii 21

Monday 25 February 2013 8:48

That's when you sarcastically respond "Why wait? Let's just share the coffin with him, you piece of shit." And get up to go sit with a grieving family member.

WrongRomance 11

Monday 25 February 2013 8:48

That's awfully insensitive. Why do either of you have your phones out at a funeral? Comfort some of your family, or get comforted if you're that upset.

Comments

needsagf14 12

Thursday 28 February 2013 7:58

Leave him immediately

andrewadam21 2

Friday 1 March 2013 18:07

What a pig. No respect for others.

Sir_Henry_MFer 4

Wednesday 6 March 2013 8:43

In the words of Travis Touchdown, "Some people deal with grief differently. Some people **** at funerals."

PureEvil666 3

Monday 11 March 2013 23:53

Insensitive boyfriend you got there. Douches, douches everywhere!

uniqueprume 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 22:24

Maybe he thought that having sex would make u feel better?

DubstepMasta 18

Saturday 7 December 2013 3:40

Your boyfriend is an absolute dick. I hope that was the last day u spent with him.

killafuzzy18 4

Saturday 25 January 2014 17:39

Why was your boyfriend there in the first place obviously he didn't know your grandfather so he shouldn't have been there. But seriously dump that asshole ASAP you deserve a guy who respects your family