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By lala - 11/11/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were flipping through magazines and got on the topic of how airbrushed the girls were. My boyfriend then pointed out all of the flaws on my body that would need to be airbrushed away if I was in a magazine. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By Ugly - 20/08/2019 04:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML

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By fmylifegirl - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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You deserved it 334

By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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You deserved it 4 295

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By sad45 - 15/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:17

Be glad that you don't look like a Photoshopped plastic mannequin.

oliver86 8

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:00

say they'd have to airbrush his pants to make his balls bigger. That should shut him up.

Comments

pfcstuck 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:14

two words: plastic surgery.

something224 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 10:44

whinny bitch

ohhheyythere91 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:35

What a ******* prick. :

sukitoff3656 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:19

That's un called for

Hootie_95 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:02

Everyone has flaws. It's what makes us US. I'm a little thick got a bump in my nose got a big ole head but I don't think there's anything wrong with me lol but your guy is a dick! Leave him! You deserve better!

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:17

I'm sorry to hear that he said that to u and I'm sure that if I knew u I would have a boyfriend with the same opinion I have beauty marks that are beyond countable and I never said I like them but they make me me