Health: Red flag

Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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You deserved it 6 681

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 281

You deserved it 4 015

By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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You deserved it 2 924

No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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You deserved it 3 449

By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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You deserved it 2 707

By InfamousLastWord - 27/03/2013 19:34 - United States

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 481

You deserved it 6 230

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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You deserved it 2 574

By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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You deserved it 7 954

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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You deserved it 4 019

By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 339

You deserved it 5 290

By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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You deserved it 4 221

amazinglyHappy 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:09

simply ask him why he can't get good in bed

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:08

for better or for worse...right? =___=

Comments

raphanne_fml 33

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:14

What an adorable, caring and loving husband you have.....

mintcar 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:18

Was he playing Mortal Kombat? Mortal Kombat is SRS BSNS!!!!!!!!!!! JK... FYL. Your husband is a jerk.

619warrior281 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:18

god sometimes you wish they didnt even have dicks to begin with.

TifferNC 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:22

What an ass!!

whatever222 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:33

yeah I'd get a pan & hit him over the head with it! sucks you married a jerkoff

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:49

totally, the idiot hitting people with pans is in no way the jerkoff in the relationship.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:58

naw diddums, did he say something mean? aw its ok, you tell daddy to make the bad man go away. when youre done, tell me which of the following people is looking at a lawsuit or jail time: a) the husband who makes a pathetic unnecessary tactless comment b) the woman who starts hitting her husband with a frying pan if you have any common sense buried in whatever part of your brain you have left, im guessing youll come back with B. if not, well i honestly wont be surprised. as we all know, youre perfect and have never said things you later regret, right? cos if not, youre just a giant hypocritical fuckbag. do you not agree?

AriadneBelle 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:46

I suppose the next time #225's significant other slaps her across the face for saying something rude, she'll be grateful that he knocked some sense into her, because she was obviously too stupid to see what he was going through. If you would be outraged to see a husband hit his wife, don't advise her to hit him. Domestic violence is not cool if the woman does it.

BeerWhore 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:35

That's a ******* man for you.

Jag013 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:39

Go puke on his game console. :3.

thelastlucifer 17

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:39

time to peace out girl, you ain't gonna have a good life sticking around with him

badactor009 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:40

Take your husbands advice. Keep your pregnant vomit and whining issues to yourself.

broomhildo 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:06

You go house a child in you and see how not vomiting works out. Or go catch some food poisoning and try controlling the vomiting and diarrhea. You can't help it.