Intimacy: Relax - FML

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By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

By Rhett_15 - 01/08/2017 13:00

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Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML

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Most good songs are

By Cicie - 27/01/2017 03:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML

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By nilssonfan - 17/11/2010 08:08 - United States

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Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

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Spotified

By aarong - 10/02/2014 06:42 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML

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Sing it again

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I just learned that the silly song my parents taught me as a small child, and would sometimes make me sing for the family, is actually a very thinly veiled series of penis jokes. Why just now? Because I hadn't thought about it for years, until my grandma brought it up at a reunion. FML

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By Microtron - 03/03/2015 00:48 - United States - Oxford

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

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Right Said Fred

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

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Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Monday 20 February 2012 3:34

What song was it?

bustub2 8

Monday 20 February 2012 3:41

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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xgetxbentx 13

Monday 20 February 2012 12:09

I can't fyl or ydi this because I'm pretty sure we all have a realization similar to this at some point in our lives about a childhood song we enjoyed.

Adippy1 4

Monday 20 February 2012 12:16

My guess would be "Hey Jude".

sfkayla 1

Monday 20 February 2012 12:23

sounds like it could be that Frankie says relax song? idk I need to go listen to it now and see if that's what it's about

ronski 41

Monday 20 February 2012 12:57

Yes your all correct with frankie goes to Hollywood. The song was banned in Britain because of what it suggested. On another note they had to remake the video because of the S&M images.

Rxoxdx 0

Monday 20 February 2012 13:09

There once were two cowboys up on the hill so along, and they found that a man can sleep with another man, having butt sex, cowboy butt sex, SADOMYYYYY SADOMYYYYYYY SADOMYYYYYYYYY sodamy

court_f 8

Monday 20 February 2012 13:44

I used to sing hash pipe by weezer until my mum freaked out saying "you've got your what?!?"

mjblah 1

Monday 20 February 2012 18:40

I love that song so much. It was actually originally supposed to be "crack pipe" but the producers wouldn't have it. It's about a transvestite prostitute drug addict. /funfactoftheday

NinjaOfLove 0

Monday 20 February 2012 14:04

Is it Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Relax? I bet it is.

frontmanmike 14

Monday 20 February 2012 14:10

Relax - Frankly Goes to Hollywood

jjmiddaugh 0

Monday 20 February 2012 14:29

What's the song? Nothing wrong with some good anal now and then.

flames57323 11

Monday 20 February 2012 15:56

I would feel so embarrassed if that happened to me, sorry bud

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Today, after 5 hours of attempting to sleep, I began to finally drift off. Then, some fuckwit who'd parked his car right outside my door took 20 minutes to switch his alarm off. I have to be up in about 4 hours, after a 12-hour night shift, heading into another. FML

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Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML

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Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML

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Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML

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