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By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5

What song was it?

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bustub2 8

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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bansheeshee 0

Man, that's a pain in the ass.

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bobchickenfart 5

lol i can imagine you as a toddler singing "**** me right, i'm so tight!" i'm ******* wierd.

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tookie12345 7

Least your meantally prepared now right?

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Goatinsfriend 8

We never realize these things about songs until years later.

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techie107 2

My fav was about using dirty talk to turn a girl on...

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l0v3p4in 7

It happens to the best of us. I used to sing Timon and Pumbaa's skit song in the Lion King [when they were trying to provide a diversion for the hyenas]. I'd rewind that one scene over and over again. Once it came out in 3D, I watched it again and realized they were offering Pumbaa as an entree while Timon was "dressed in drag."

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psuedodragon 23

I always knew that they were offering Pumba up as a meal and the hula skirt was kind of obvious... Heck, when Simba says they need a distraction Timon even asks (sarcastically) "What? Do you want me to dress in drag and do a hula?!" The "OMG, really?" from that song has more to do with the whole "If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat/Eat my buddy Pumba here because he is a treat...Are you aching (yup yup yup)/For some bacon? (yup yup yup)..." Am I the only one that thinks this makes it sound like they want Pumba to get some action?

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