Intimacy: Relax - FML

Relax

By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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Same thing different taste

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

By Rhett_15 - 01/08/2017 13:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML

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Most good songs are

By Cicie - 27/01/2017 03:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML

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By nilssonfan - 17/11/2010 08:08 - United States

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Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

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Spotified

By aarong - 10/02/2014 06:42 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML

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Sing it again

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I just learned that the silly song my parents taught me as a small child, and would sometimes make me sing for the family, is actually a very thinly veiled series of penis jokes. Why just now? Because I hadn't thought about it for years, until my grandma brought it up at a reunion. FML

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By Microtron - 03/03/2015 00:48 - United States - Oxford

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

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Right Said Fred

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

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Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Monday 20 February 2012 3:34

What song was it?

bustub2 8

Monday 20 February 2012 3:41

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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pm_rod 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:11

What's the song?

AirElite08 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:59

What song?

psuedodragon 23

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:01

I loved "Angel is a Centerfold" when I was little... I stopped singing it so much after my parents explained what a centerfold was, though I have to admit I didn't actually understand until much later. For a 5-year-old being told that a centerfold is a picture in a dirty magazine doesn't mean much more than that the magazine needs to be washed... lol

yeahreally 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:55

lmfao i automatically thought of those "frankie says relax" t shirts from the 80s ahahahaha

yaoifreak 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:02

Ooooh what type of song was this ...........I'm a pervert

ouchie1013 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:27

ok this all depends on how old OP is he/ she could be 25 or 13 two totally different time periods. totally different music. we will never know

brcampbell 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:05

My favorite song when I was little was about video chat sex.

rooneygirl420 13

Tuesday 21 February 2012 10:14

Are you by any chance talking about "Digital Get Down" by NSync?

thatguyyx 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:45

It sounds like the OP was talking about Relax (Don't Do It) by Frankie Goes to Hollywood... Yeah, you're not the only one who came to that realization about it, I'm sure.

Peacefully_Crazy 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:55

O.O

debomb96 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:39

Hahaha.. The YouTube video of this song has gotten more views in the past 15 hours then it did in 20 years. Thanks to FML :p wonder If it's the right song...

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Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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Today, I tried to point out to a chap in a van waiting at the lights that his tyre was flat, and that the rim had been spitting sparks all the way down the road. I was told in no uncertain terms, “Mind your own bleedin' business!” FML

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