Relax

By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5

What song was it?

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bustub2 8

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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redskinsfanatic 1

Was the song by any chance Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

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lol32360 0

my favorite song was like a virgin

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stfuidots 3

I loved that song.. And still do! All my kids were conceived to it through the anal route

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Rxoxdx 0

It's impossible to get pregors through the ass because it isn't connected to any reproductive organs in the female body(it's amazing that I'm a straight male but I know this). But if for some chance all of ur kids were conceived through butt secs then u should get checked out by someone in the medical plain

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psuedodragon 23

How do people not understand how the reproductive system works? Especially when they've had kids...as in multiple children!

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kattylizbeth 19

Actually (it's gross, I know.) the anus and the vaginal opening are about 1/4 inch away from each other so, depending on your position, you could very well get "pregors" from anal sex.

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KK3137 31

Haha one of my favourite songs as a child was Boom Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys.. Only watched the music video recently and looked at the lyrics properly.. Not the best childhood song either :D

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InsanePPG 25

When I was 6, I really loved the song "Secret" by Madonna. My mom figured I didn't understand it (and she was right), so she let me listen to it and sing along whenever I wanted. My grandma did not approve of this.

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