Kids: Reported

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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Sorry dude

By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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thewalrus421 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:06

'out of the corner of your ear?'

CaptainPat 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:30

Well, maybe he asked that because you have pointy ears with corners. And was wondering why he didn't have corners in his ears.

Comments

candygurl91 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:28

Ahahahaa! #1 your hilarious xD but really, you must look kinda funny or something. sorry you had yo hear it from a little kid rofl awkward

fuck_OUR_lives 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 19:46

what? why would he be looking at you funny?

jarofarts 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 19:47

the thing about kids is they are honest to a fault. so ... what's wrong with your face?

wrestler_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:39

I ****** hate little kids, I swear. The little ******* act innocent, but we all know their real intentions. Devils inside. hahahaha

maximumpower 4

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:05

to all those who think that there really is something wrong with with my face: If there is, no one has told me before this kid. Oh, and my ears aren't cornered, it's just an expression

metalhead5564 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:11

First time I ever saw OP post a comment on their fml before :O

nokel11 7

Tuesday 18 September 2012 8:52

the expression is seeing something out "of the corner of your eye" dumbass. how could u hear something from the corner of your ear?!

jdrives 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:01

...am I the only person who has never heard of that expression before?

Sybe 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:51

Rofl.

Zoa_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:29

So, why does your face look like that?

dcapp 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:00

hear out of the corner of your ear? thats not an expression. seeing out of the corner of your eye is an expression. ears don't have corners and you can't control where you hear out of your ear. nice try though :)