Awkward and Intimacy: Revealing

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Listen up

By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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It's sus to us

By Nicky - 04/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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Listening in

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:48

...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

MoonTiger 4

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:20

And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

Comments

Mr_Positive 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:51

he should have warned you about it before hand :( nah the initial embarrassment will wear off soon

Richieq212 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 0:19

who the **** moderated these comments

Rebeccax 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 0:34

wow wtf why would u do that anyway while he was at work. lmfao u never know when he could be on speaker xD

Komatose 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 0:37

Why are people saying "you should talk like that on the phone"? Seriously, are phones like little kids or something? Lot's of people have phone sex at work, or call their SO at work to give them a heads up. that was a dick move by tour husband. You should get back at him. tell him he's a bad boy...

tech42er 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:18

OP/45 How it FML? You two have a great sex life and you were both on speakerphone. Everything seems fine and fair.

dlmurphy 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:22

I really don't see why everyone thinks the husband did it on purpose or whatever. It could have been a complete accident and it doesn't seem like the wife was too broken up about it from her earlier coment. I applaud you for talking to your husband like that on the phone it just proves you have a healthy sex life which means you and your husband are probably going to be a lot happier in the long run. The fact that you were on speaker phone was just an unfortunate coincidence and it will definitely blow over soon.

fizzybaby 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:53

why didn't he stop you in the middle of your...story? #80, cant you see where the blame must lie? ohh, and no more phone-sex-attempts for you, kitkat545

McHammerfist 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:03

I think most of you people think he did this intentionally. He probably just had some downtime and was doing something so he decided to talk to her through speaker. It really doesn't take that long to say "I was feeling frisky, so i watched a **** and masturbated."

podrummer9209 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:08

Bahahah. I rather like frisky women. XD This is epic fail on two sides... Him for not informing you about the speaker, you for doing that to him at work. While it's a nice gesture and generally much appreciated, it turns out bad a lot of the time. Case in point. I'm gonna go with FYL.

Anu_Ra 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:05

FNL = **** nobody's life! You are a empowered woman who told your man how hot and horny you are! Those laughing employees are just jealous they don't have a woman who's as sexually charged as yourself! Take pride in it, I think sometime you should go to his work in the skimpiest sexiest outfit you have to just to bring your husband lunch ;D Those laughing employees will just be stuck there staring with their jaws all the way to the floor drooling LOL.